We tackle this pain-in-the-ass cryptid mystery, only to have it completely run over us… with its wheel… on its ass!
Yup, this cute seal has a freaking wheel between its buttcheeks… which it uses to zip through its arctic landscape!
Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in “human” disguise) for making me ROFL for over 2 hours 🤣, and creating her magnificent Icegedunk artwork!!! Guys, she has made cryptozoology history with this awesome art piece, which may be purchased HERE
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If you wish to proudly display the Seal with a Wheel, or the very… “handsome” face of Indrid Cold, or even a sexy Braxxie, all of Christina’s art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/
Check out our prior episode Icegedunk: Seal with a Wheel – with TheCrescentHare
Episode artwork by The Crescent Hare @thecrescenthare
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Ash “Leoparddancer” Dekirk, with Oberon Zell-Ravenheart (2007). A Wizard’s Bestiary. New Page Books
Michael Taft (1983). Tall Tales of British Columbia. Province of British Columbia, Ministry of Provincial Secretary and Government Services
LaBarbera, Michael. “Why the Wheels Won’t Go.” The American Naturalist 121, no. 3 (1983): 395-408.